Friday, June 20, 2008

Limbo of the COPIED FROM OTHER GAMES LOL!

I know this is in my aim info, but its too god damn funny to miss. Anyway, some Brits thinking themselves superior to colonels happened to "create" a new game by stealing map designs for a bunch of different other games. Anyway evidance is below and its really really damning:
Original Story
Secondary Story
Game Trailer: this is the best of all, it looks like a 12 year old made it in 1997.

Requiem for a Dream

After years and years of hearing how groundbreaking this movie was I finally gave in and saw it. I went in with high expectations, hoping that it would be a more serious version of trainspotting. That is, it would really look at addiction and declare something other than drugs is bad. Well, I might have missed something because the movie I saw was exclusively 2 hours of drugs is bad. The story isn't believable, the characters are stupid at best and frustrating at worst. Stop being mean to your mom, that is one of the sure fire ways to get everyone to hate you. Also, just because you are a whore in real life doesn't mean you have to whore yourself out for junk in the movie you are in. I'm sorry but if you go into a hospital and your arm is completely eroding away you will get some medical help. The main idiot getting his arm chopped off was the last straw in a serious of ludacris events.

That's it for details, I'll let our friends at IMDB do a proper review. Just look at this story and stop me if you've heard it before. Group of friends starts off as casual users, turn into junkies, bad things happen. Thats the movie, thats it, someone actually thought that was enough of a story to fill an entire movie. I guess I'm spoiled by watching good movies, but I don't understand why every drug movie has to be this, traffic, or harsh times.

Hyphy is dead?



According to the internet, hyphy is dead. If there were streets near me, I would've heard earlier, but I get my news from the net. I went to a Nickatina/Too $hort concert last month, and hyphy didn't feel dead then. I guess Oregon is always a few years behind, because all of the kids at the show didn't know it was dead either. Take a second, and, think about how hyphy's death will affect you: no more ghost riding, no more going dumb, getting stupid, riding the yellow bus, and no more throwing up the T for Mac mother fucking Dre.

Worst of all, think about the state of mainstream hiphop. It stinks, I challenge you to watch an entire episode of 106 and park, in fact, I double dog dare you. Science has proven that if you do that shit for two or more days, you will do more damage to your brain more than a lifetime of ectascy use. It's a sad state of affairs when the parodys are better than the real songs (see The Boondocks: booty butt cheeks, f grandad, stomp em in da nuts, and, homies ova hoes). What's worse is the format that all of the so-called hiphop outlets have adopted. No one wants to listen to the r&b flavor of the month, and playing songs just because they have a retarded dance that goes with them isnt ok. No I won't walk it out, two step, get jiggy with it, or superman dat hoe.

If you, like me, lack nearby streets to consult, and don't believe how serious this problem is, do a google search for hyphy radio. Nothing that plays music will come up. If you ask me, something needs to be done. I plead with you internets, someone show me an outlet for my hyphy cravings. Better yet, comcast gimmie some god damn upstream and I'll start up my own station, HardCorvallis Hyphy.